The 2018 Erotic Carp Calendar Is Here, And Somehow It's Even Better Than Last Year’s

Holy carp.
It’s that time of the year again, that time when all your Christmas wishes come true and that one present that you’ve had your eye on all year finally comes into stock, so you can buy it up for yourself and all of your friends. Yes, your scale-related prayers have been heard, and the Carponizer Carp Calender for 2018 is here and ready for your ~enjoyment~.

In case you’re not familiar with this world famous (and highly practical) calendar, it is basically your monthly fix of nude-ish women seductively posing with the randiest of livestock — giant carp fish.

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    Remember the erotic Carponizer Carp Calendar from last year that featured 12 glorious pages of piscine splendor, with incredibly sexy women, and even sexier carp?


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